Did you ever wake up to find your nails had grown long while you slept? This phenomenon makes operating a cell phone or playing the guitar difficult. It makes pulling down your paints absolutely dangerous. I got a thumbnail full of right cheek yesterday. From now on I'm keeping the clippers next to the bed.
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shes not lying I saw the bloody mess!
What are you guys talking about? I'm dumb so I don't get it. Did this really happen to somebody?
Yes it did! Amazing, isn't it! Apparently May Showers bring more than Spring flowers, they also bring grotesque nail growth.
My eyebrows are looking pretty lush these days too.
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